Episodes
Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 148 - COVID Bird Box
Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
This week, we're talking with one of the funniest comedians in the midwest, Mike Baldwin!
On this episode:
-Matt Carter rocks a captain's hat
-Emmys presenters in Hazmat suits
-Amanda's germophobe friend is ready for the virus
-Mike Baldwin was tricked by "Tiger King"
-Carter explains how COVID can't get us if we can't see it
-We reminisce about how effective non-smoking sections were
-Matt Williams breaks down the science of the cilantro gene
-Matt Williams and Mike Baldwin talk about getting to work with AGT darling, Ryan Niemiller
-Mike Baldwin explains how it feels to do Zoom comedy
-Mike Baldwin is too lazy for a dog, and Amanda the intern's dog makes a mess of a wall
-And, most importantly, Mike Baldwin's apparently immune to illness
Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 147 - Jedis WIll Not Replace Us!
Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
On this week's episode:
-The Matts go to Disney World (not together)
-Matty meets some characters while socially distanced
-Matt Carter meets space Nazis while freaking out
-Matty, Carter, and Stephen watched "Class Action Park"
-Carter gets pulled over while go karting
-Stephen finds a house with a tasteful mural on it.
-We discover the majesty of the "Flippity Fish"
-A group of QAnon people have killer merch at a show Stephen did
-Stephen's mail-in ballot gives him an identity crisis
-And a British teacher's husband gets shamed in court proceedings.
Wednesday Sep 09, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 146 - Brosie and the Bussycats
Wednesday Sep 09, 2020
Wednesday Sep 09, 2020
On this week's episode:
-Matt Williams receives a phantom paycheck
-Stephen gets an adorable little bonus
-We explore the history of the coindozer
-Amanda finds a baby bird Uber story in the news and shares animal facts
-Matt Williams learns how to break a dogtag and interrogate with Simpsons quotes
-David shows off how deep the Nic Cage catalog goes
-We got Nintendo's hot new game - Super Bario Brothers
-David has a beef with people stealing animal rescue valor
-Matt Williams's cat uses his toilet as an above ground pool
-We discuss the Amber Heard BM attack on Johnny Depp
-and we ask our audience to submit drawings of David wiping his big ol' bear bottom for a contest.
Wednesday Sep 02, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 145 - A Happy Birthday Slice
Wednesday Sep 02, 2020
Wednesday Sep 02, 2020
On this previously unreleased episode, David disappears and we mourn the loss of the bear, Amanda's favorite punk band is the Killers, a comic gets drafted at an open mic and another one sneaks in some 'gac, we discuss the terrifying tales of Chris D'Elia's DMs, David can't stand the first timers "it's my first time" standard joke, Stephen and Carter hate on some garbage specials, David explains what it is to simp, Matt Carter tries to fight a roommate over a leaf dispute and adamantly refutes the dissertation of Dr. Disrespect.
Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 144 - Slappy Puck
Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
On this week's episode, we're talking about our love of spicy water, '90s bands headlining a bike festival, Stephen sees a casual pipe smoker in the wild, Matt William's mom keeps her mouth fresh with Dentyne Ice, Stephen's old roommate loves commercials, Matt Carter analyzes John Krasinski's oeuvre, Davey doesn't even feel like the smartest dart player, and Matt Carter's childhood bully meets a tragic end.
Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 143 - The Handsyman
Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
On this week's episode, Matt Carter has the worst handyman come to fix his water closet, Post Malone has his own rosé, Stephen moonlights an HVAC repairman, Matt Williams's kitty cat makes a cameo, Stephen and Matty both used to foam up the lattes, Stephen loved the disaster of "Deadliest Catch", Stephen's handyman never needs to go to Bed Bath and Beyond, David drops knowledge about 80s buddy cop movies, Matt Carter does a pitch perfect impression of John Mayer, and we're all tired of wedding rituals.
Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 142 - High Functioning Wahlburgers
Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
This week, we're talking about elective thumb surgery, discussing our new weekly web video series Topical Depression, Matt Carter cooks his pants and opens a comedy barge, Matt Carter and David Wayne destroy the stigma of trailer living, Mike Tyson fights sharks to prove a point to himself, the Wahlbergs get diagnosed with a novel developmental disability, David Wayne stands up for Andrew Barrymore's honor, and Amanda the intern gets easily the worst compliment ever.
Wednesday Aug 05, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 141 - The Tuxedo Hound
Wednesday Aug 05, 2020
Wednesday Aug 05, 2020
On this week's episode, we're joined by the late Danny Smyth from the Abortion Twins! We're talking about all things punk rock, our pets, the dangers of performing live in the time of COVID, updated cookie names, how to smoke a brownie, and how the rumors of Danny's death are greatly exaggerated.
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 140 - Matt About You
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
We're pitching a hot new sitcom starring Matt Williams and Matt Carter, Stephen's car suffers a horrible fate, Matt Carter works on gains from energy drinks, Matt Williams gets inboxed about conspiracy theories, and we all turn old school hiphop into a memorial to a fallen hero.
Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 139 - Frijoles N...ot Saying It
Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
This week, from the Johnny B Show, we're talking with Johnny B! We're discussing barbecue, where to get the best Coke, the dangers of calling legumes by their name, Johnny pitches a mobile comedy show, and Johnny explains how Roger Stone should be in jail for fashion crimes alone.