Episodes
Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 138 - Gargling Goji Berries
Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
For our first video episode, we're trying to win a Peabody, Matt Williams chugs berries down his over muscled throat, Matt Carter becomes Jackson Galaxy and also has to save his pupper's life, Amanda gets mauled by her animals, Mr. Pickles has a vendetta against BICs pens, Stephen hates being on camera, and David won't let go of his newsboy hat.
Thursday Jul 09, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 137 - Daveys Smelling Sauce
Thursday Jul 09, 2020
Thursday Jul 09, 2020
This week, Amanda the intern becomes a findom, David is hungover from hanging out with a big boy comic, we teach David about poppers and he comes up with his own smelling sauce, Matt Williams thinks mammals lay eggs, we're all up on some bad mic technique, we talk about going to amusement arcades for birthday parties, Stephen's cat tries to attack squirrels through glass, Shoe Carnival doesn't employee carnies, David thanks the chefs at Golden Corral, and we're promoting finger gun safety.
Thursday Jul 02, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 136 - Chinese Drywall
Thursday Jul 02, 2020
Thursday Jul 02, 2020
David's got a pretzel plate and he's reverse engineering Dr. Pepper, David and Amanda go on "Open Mike Live" (R.I.P.), Aerosmith reshoots the "Crazy" video, Amanda teaches us about Chinese drywall, David gets a spicy dose of reality in riot control, David and Carter plan to a trip to the disc golf links, Matt Williams is probably doing porn, and comedy is COVID-tastic because laughter is CONTAGIOUS!! OK, not that.
Thursday Jun 25, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 135 - The Great Boiled Peanut Debate
Thursday Jun 25, 2020
Thursday Jun 25, 2020
There's an asteroid whizzing past earth and celebrities have to step up, Davey isn't impressed by the liberty bell, Philly is a grease trap, a general store owner stereotypes fishermen, the intern's cat has a powerful meow, we get heated debating boiled peanuts, Stephen disgusts an office by bringing in a vegan dish, Davey and Matt Carter have some bones to pick about eating chicken, we're talking about how hard the D.A.R.E. program failed us, and Davey wants y'all to start emailing us.
Thursday Jun 18, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 134 - Attorney at Paw
Thursday Jun 18, 2020
Thursday Jun 18, 2020
Matt Williams gets lost on his stationary bike, we're talking dab bods, Stephen's ex's dog has a drinking problem and his new dog needs anxiety drugs, the intern practices dog law, Freddie Mercury is always a hop, skip, and a jump away, David and Matt Carter get back on the comedy horse, we're talking gats, and David loved Axl Rose in "Beverly Hills Cop".
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 133 - Davey with the Soup-Plex
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
This week, we're talking about how snakes are inexpensive gerbil busy tubes, guinea pigs get politically correct, Matt Carter used to have mutton chops, Matt Williams and the intern go kayaking upstream, David blows out his knees trying to skank and starts his amateur wrasslin' career, Matty and the intern get tricked by a cooler, Davey learns why silicon makes for terrible implants, and the intern helps us get oriented.
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 132 - Hidden Valley Ranch Davidians
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Matt Williams and the intern attempt to kayak and get prank'd, we discuss how Yoo Hoo isn't chocolate milk, Davey becomes a bonafide voice actor, Matt Carter goes ham on some corndogs, we talk about the rise and fall of Souplantation, Davey takes on the Olive Garden challenge, Matt Williams swallows a Peloton seat the hard way, Davey addresses his cough drop addiction, Stephen is annoyed at Mac Pro wheels and people turning Starbucks into their office, and David starts his own cult.
Thursday May 28, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 131 - The Sound of Freedom
Thursday May 28, 2020
Thursday May 28, 2020
David joins a bluegrass band, Matt Williams quits his job within one barking mad shift, 4chan is a dating site for people no one should date, Stephen pitches a new patriotic toy, people get real comfortable saying Karen, a Daytona high school graduation demonstrates their drive, and David apparently doesn't care how Matt Carter's doing.
Thursday May 21, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 130 - Lumpy Hunny on OnlyFans
Thursday May 21, 2020
Thursday May 21, 2020
Davey starts the episode by almost falling out of his chair, Matt Carter and Matt Williams debate Dunkaroo strategies, Stephen refuses an offer of an Italian scholarship, Davey realizes he looks like Dom DeLuise and also loves hitting frogs with mallets, we're talking about candy that got kids ready for drugs, Amanda hates apple sauce because that's where they hid the pills, Matt Carter is a patron of the cinema, Davey starts an OnlyFans to raise some hunny and learns about Biden's run in with Corn Pop, and the Dunk Nazis take on their rivals in a game of hoops.
Thursday May 14, 2020
How to Die Alone - Episode 129 - The Chosen Nose
Thursday May 14, 2020
Thursday May 14, 2020
Stephen and David remote into the mainframe for work, nobody writes anything no more, Matt Carter can't get hard for 5G and he gets nose stigmata, Stephen's got a bad head, St. Pete is the danger zone, and now we're a video game podcast, apparently.