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How to Die Alone - Episode 68 - The Big Unit and Tower 7

March 13th, 2019

We finally cracked the case of how Randy Johnson is responsible for all the world's tragedies. Matt watches a comedian make fun of a mentally challenged relative. David explains everything we need to know about DMX. And Stephen gets right pissed about foreign currency.

How to Die Alone - Episode 67 - Bodyguard for a Kennedy

March 6th, 2019

David gets to be a bodyguard for a Kennedy, Matt watches hilarious driving school wackiness, and Stephen can't get his glasses made because apparently the features of his face are a state secret.

And apparently New Port Richey is getting a comedy hall of fame. You'll never guess what you can sign the guestbooks with.

How to Die Alone - Episode 66 - Gene Scallop: The Lobster Mule

February 27th, 2019

Stephen goes to a LAN party where people do some wild file sharing, Matt's friend can't entrap pedophiles despite his good looks, and David explains what it means to go space docking.

How to Die Alone - Episode 65 - Mission Impossumible

February 20th, 2019

David explains a dream he had that sounds like a sadder version of "The Big Lebowski". Stephen eats a knock off Taco Bell meal at a hipster vegan restaurant. And Matt meets the Possum Man, friend of the late, great Mitch Hedberg.

And we stand strongly against bee slavery.

How to Die Alone - Episode 64 - Quiet Lady Porn Star

February 13th, 2019

Sofia Sanchez is in studio to talk about Jiu Jitsu, weaning herself off of watching porn, living in Asheville, and performing in kava rooms. David reminisces about a wound that almost took him out of seeing a 98 Degrees concert. We talk about the derangement of Ybor. Matt plays a "Roadhouse" drinking game. And we all feel bad for rural Spider-Man.

How to Die Alone - Episode 63 - Unbreakable Julio

February 6th, 2019

We have Matt Carter, host of the Flying Boat Brewing Open Mic, to answer all your culinary questions. We scout the next football legend, we talk about being a hard worker and on that grind life 24/7 (other inspirational BS), and Stephen tells the legend of the immortal busboy.

How to Die Alone - Episode 62 - Meat Baby

January 30th, 2019

We're chatting about blasms and how to avoid them, our experiences on the Oregon Trail, Matt pitches a new City Slickers and explains how he told jokes at a house party like a real raconteur, David plans to get whipped into shape on the Biggest Loser.

Oh, and something about a meat baby. That also came up.

How to Die Alone - Episode 61 - Animal Hospital

January 23rd, 2019

Get some treatment at the animal hospital. Also, Matt is a stuntman and probably dangerous for your health. There's other stuff, but you should probably subscribe to hear it.

How to Die Alone - Episode 60 - TSA for the Love of the Sport

January 16th, 2019

Stephen witnesses some wild stuff in a Chick-Fil-A, David R. Kelly-splains R&B to us, we all are puzzled by the news, a drug sniffing dog parties a little too hard on an EDM cruise, and we realize it takes a special kind of weirdo to work for the TSA during a shutdown.

Oh, and Davey beats the skins like no ones business. 

How to Die Alone - Episode 59 - Buster Stephen: Slapstick Legend

January 9th, 2019

Stephen is a total klutz, Matt can't remember who Jerry Lewis is, and David is dealing with a wicked case of the sads. Also, comics are jukeboxes, a politician said no-no words, and how many dollar signs on UrbanSpoon indicate a restaurant is too good for us.

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