How to Die Alone
How to Die Alone - Episode 147 - Jedis WIll Not Replace Us!

How to Die Alone - Episode 147 - Jedis WIll Not Replace Us!

September 16, 2020

On this week's episode:
-The Matts go to Disney World (not together)
-Matty meets some characters while socially distanced
-Matt Carter meets space Nazis while freaking out
-Matty, Carter, and Stephen watched "Class Action Park"
-Carter gets pulled over while go karting
-Stephen finds a house with a tasteful mural on it. 
-We discover the majesty of the "Flippity Fish"
-A group of QAnon people have killer merch at a show Stephen did
-Stephen's mail-in ballot gives him an identity crisis
-And a British teacher's husband gets shamed in court proceedings.

How to Die Alone - Episode 146 - Brosie and the Bussycats

How to Die Alone - Episode 146 - Brosie and the Bussycats

September 9, 2020

On this week's episode:
-Matt Williams receives a phantom paycheck
-Stephen gets an adorable little bonus
-We explore the history of the coindozer
-Amanda finds a baby bird Uber story in the news and shares animal facts
-Matt Williams learns how to break a dogtag and interrogate with Simpsons quotes
-David shows off how deep the Nic Cage catalog goes
-We got Nintendo's hot new game - Super Bario Brothers
-David has a beef with people stealing animal rescue valor
-Matt Williams's cat uses his toilet as an above ground pool
-We discuss the Amber Heard BM attack on Johnny Depp
-and we ask our audience to submit drawings of David wiping his big ol' bear bottom for a contest.

How to Die Alone - Episode 145 - A Happy Birthday Slice

How to Die Alone - Episode 145 - A Happy Birthday Slice

September 2, 2020

On this previously unreleased episode, David disappears and we mourn the loss of the bear, Amanda's favorite punk band is the Killers, a comic gets drafted at an open mic and another one sneaks in some 'gac, we discuss the terrifying tales of Chris D'Elia's DMs, David can't stand the first timers "it's my first time" standard joke, Stephen and Carter hate on some garbage specials, David explains what it is to simp, Matt Carter tries to fight a roommate over a leaf dispute and adamantly refutes the dissertation of Dr. Disrespect.

How to Die Alone - Episode 144 - Slappy Puck

How to Die Alone - Episode 144 - Slappy Puck

August 26, 2020

On this week's episode, we're talking about our love of spicy water, '90s bands headlining a bike festival, Stephen sees a casual pipe smoker in the wild, Matt William's mom keeps her mouth fresh with Dentyne Ice, Stephen's old roommate loves commercials, Matt Carter analyzes John Krasinski's oeuvre, Davey doesn't even feel like the smartest dart player, and Matt Carter's childhood bully meets a tragic end.

How to Die Alone - Episode 143 - The Handsyman

How to Die Alone - Episode 143 - The Handsyman

August 19, 2020

On this week's episode, Matt Carter has the worst handyman come to fix his water closet, Post Malone has his own rosé, Stephen moonlights an HVAC repairman, Matt Williams's kitty cat makes a cameo, Stephen and Matty both used to foam up the lattes, Stephen loved the disaster of "Deadliest Catch", Stephen's handyman never needs to go to Bed Bath and Beyond, David drops knowledge about 80s buddy cop movies, Matt Carter does a pitch perfect impression of John Mayer, and we're all tired of wedding rituals.

How to Die Alone - Episode 142 - High Functioning Wahlburgers

How to Die Alone - Episode 142 - High Functioning Wahlburgers

August 12, 2020

This week, we're talking about elective thumb surgery, discussing our new weekly web video series Topical Depression, Matt Carter cooks his pants and opens a comedy barge, Matt Carter and David Wayne destroy the stigma of trailer living, Mike Tyson fights sharks to prove a point to himself, the Wahlbergs get diagnosed with a novel developmental disability, David Wayne stands up for Andrew Barrymore's honor, and Amanda the intern gets easily the worst compliment ever.

How to Die Alone - Episode 141 - The Tuxedo Hound

How to Die Alone - Episode 141 - The Tuxedo Hound

August 5, 2020

On this week's episode, we're joined by the late Danny Smyth from the Abortion Twins! We're talking about all things punk rock, our pets, the dangers of performing live in the time of COVID, updated cookie names, how to smoke a brownie, and how the rumors of Danny's death are greatly exaggerated.

How to Die Alone - Episode 140 - Matt About You

How to Die Alone - Episode 140 - Matt About You

July 29, 2020

We're pitching a hot new sitcom starring Matt Williams and Matt Carter, Stephen's car suffers a horrible fate, Matt Carter works on gains from energy drinks, Matt Williams gets inboxed about conspiracy theories, and we all turn old school hiphop into a memorial to a fallen hero.

How to Die Alone - Episode 139 - Frijoles N…ot Saying It

How to Die Alone - Episode 139 - Frijoles N…ot Saying It

July 22, 2020

This week, from the Johnny B Show, we're talking with Johnny B! We're discussing barbecue, where to get the best Coke, the dangers of calling legumes by their name, Johnny pitches a mobile comedy show, and Johnny explains how Roger Stone should be in jail for fashion crimes alone. 

How to Die Alone - Episode 138 - Gargling Goji Berries

How to Die Alone - Episode 138 - Gargling Goji Berries

July 15, 2020

For our first video episode, we're trying to win a Peabody, Matt Williams chugs berries down his over muscled throat, Matt Carter becomes Jackson Galaxy and also has to save his pupper's life, Amanda gets mauled by her animals, Mr. Pickles has a vendetta against BICs pens, Stephen hates being on camera, and David won't let go of his newsboy hat.

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