How to Die Alone
How to Die Alone - Episode 189 - Pride and Sides

How to Die Alone - Episode 189 - Pride and Sides

October 13, 2021

WE'RE BACK! 

The gangs been on a...sabbatical if you will, but we're back to discuss the finer things in life like...

- Matty's shirt is "Vintage?"
- Pride and Sides
- Santa Claus and Elves Mining Coal 
- Davey's relationship advice / tactics
- Emanual Gauge / Women stuck in appliances 
- Matty's Monster Madness
- Amanda's Promotion
- Amanda's Promotion again
- Look for us on Amazon Music and Alexa soon!

How to Die Alone - Episode 187 - Grandma’s Dinner Cannon

How to Die Alone - Episode 187 - Grandma’s Dinner Cannon

August 12, 2021

In this week's episode the gang discusses Davey's Grandma's unique dinner bell, and...

 

- Davey gets asked a question about manners
- Matty brings up a wild fact about cats that confuses Davey
- The gang discusses Amanda's TikTok success...again
- The team learns about Davey's Grandma and her cannon
- Matty gets into a sweet school program for his sounding ultra

How to Die Alone - Episode 186 - Cheeks in the Breeze

How to Die Alone - Episode 186 - Cheeks in the Breeze

July 22, 2021

In this fun filled episode we discuss airplane flights and...

 

- Matty remembers how aggressive Davey was in his first Roast
- Amanda has an awkward encounter on a flight
- Davey describes how he used to show off his new fit in elementary school
- Matty shares his story of people getting carried off the plane
- Davey witnessed some justified racism?
- It's a lot about airplanes!

How to Die Alone - Episode 185 - Spiky Potatoes

How to Die Alone - Episode 185 - Spiky Potatoes

June 28, 2021

This week the gang tackles serious issues like Bingo and...

 

- Davey confuses John Candy and John Goodman

- Matty almost got his fist badge in the Scouts as a kid

- Davey learns the gang on the pecking order of nerd bullying

- Matty has a Special Ops friend just disapp

- Matty and Amanda let Davey in on their inside jokes

- Matty goes to Drag Queen Bingo

How to Die Alone - Episode 184 - Davey Does The Blues

How to Die Alone - Episode 184 - Davey Does The Blues

June 24, 2021

In this episode we cover a slew of things...

 

- Amanda is on the road in her new "dungeon"

- Matty goes to an arcade bar

- Davey becomes an old blues musician

- Amanda still doesn't like dating apps

- We come up with a cool prank for your next flight

How to Die Alone - Episode 183 - Tapioca On The Pull Out

How to Die Alone - Episode 183 - Tapioca On The Pull Out

June 14, 2021

This episode is a wild one! Be sure to be careful on the pull out!

How to Die Alone - Episode 182 - Queef’s Are Just Pant Sneezes

How to Die Alone - Episode 182 - Queef’s Are Just Pant Sneezes

June 14, 2021

In this episode we discuss...

 

- Matty's neighbors being aggressive

- How the Skating Rink has shaped Davey's coming of age

- Matty's Tinder date and we come up with a new a new dating app

- Amanda's weird Collect Call from someone she doesn't know

- Matty's a big T.E.A.S. - Davey learns the gang about the Queef

How to Die Alone - Episode 181 - All Golf Chicks Have Deep Voices

How to Die Alone - Episode 181 - All Golf Chicks Have Deep Voices

June 14, 2021

The gang is down a man, but we will prevail!

 

This week we discuss...

 

- Matty looking like a hip D.A.R.E. representative

- We discuss the TikTok

- Matty is a bully to his nephew

- Amanda Catfishes "The Comedian" on Tinder

- Davey is disc deep into the Disc Gol

How to Die Alone - Episode 180 - When Davey’s Attack!

How to Die Alone - Episode 180 - When Davey’s Attack!

May 13, 2021

In this episode, that was supposed to come out last week, but Davey's a lazy POS...

 

Davey basically yells at Bobby, because he's fat and feels inferior about not being as good looking. Also Davey is insecure about his tiny penis and feels the need to flex on people online because he's a keyboard warrior, well Zoom warrior in this case.

How to Die Alone - Episode 179 - Stevie’s Big Brained Ant Bodies

How to Die Alone - Episode 179 - Stevie’s Big Brained Ant Bodies

April 28, 2021

In this episode the gang discusses...

 

- Stevie schools us on how every 90's sitcom has an awkward dancing episode.
- Davey has technical issues, and gets all grumbly as usual.
- The gang discusses ideas to make our podcast better by being silly
- Amanda explains our patented Bear Bags to Stevie
- Amanda tells us that How to Die Alone has affected her every day life even at work
- Davey continues with the struggles of technology, IT'S NOT MEANT FOR BEARS!
- Amanda learns us of the TikTok Al Gore Rhythm on 4/20
- The crew discusses Stand-up comedy, real shocker, but some comics are silly
- Stevie gets so new super fans that he doesn't know how to talk to.
- Matty mansplains us about a femenist that opened for Mike Birbiglia
- Davey shares a story of the great Mike Birbiglia not wanting to be brought up
- The team discusses the worst accents ever, and of course is the Balmor accent
- Davey proposes that Caitlyn Jenner will win Governor and succeed from US and in
4 years Kim Kardashian will be President of California.
- Stevie has a lot of antibodies from the great 2020 allergy

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