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How to Die Alone - Episode 77 - Stephen Dumb Head Glasses Man

May 15th, 2019

Matt makes a woman feel comfortable by seeming gay on a cruise. Stephen uses economic theories to explain why no one should enjoy offensive comedy. Winnie the Pooh and a Magic the Gathering player are sexual offenders. And the boys talk about the music they had back when music came in physical forms.

How to Die Alone - Episode 76 - My 600 Lb Doctor

May 8th, 2019

Going to the morbidly obese doctor is never easy, parole officers love watching people pee, David escapes from Facebook, Facebook escapes from scrutiny and it's not censorship or anything, Matt dares to dream his "MTV Cribs" episode, we're pitching surface-to-air fastballs, and Stephen follows a mosh pit to tell jokes to crust punks in a storage locker.

RUN. ON. SENTENCES!

How to Die Alone - Episode 75 - Stranded with Gas Cans

May 1st, 2019

Stephen can't name a song by bass line alone, Matt can't cook chicken, and David drops knowledge about sunglasses.

How to Die Alone - Episode 74 - Surge Ham

April 24th, 2019

On this episode, we have host of the Tampa Improv Open Mic and Matt Williams's future ex-husband, Jeff Rae.

Jeff has some weight loss tips, we come up with a new fair food, and Disney knocks down the statues of our collective childhoods.

How to Die Alone - Episode 73 - Octoweiner

April 17th, 2019

David is almost free of going to the Big and Tall store, James Bond transitions, sanitation workers get let go, people who get awards are all probably monsters, and Matt learns all about boofin'.

How to Die Alone - Episode 72 - Fishing with Molotovs

April 10th, 2019

Stephen watches sea lions get fed. David has headshots done and goes fishing with green pumpkins. And we all learn a little bit about pirate rap.

How to Die Alone - Episode 71 - Bend It Like Matty

April 3rd, 2019

This week, David's away, so we had Jorge Gonzalez on to attempt to fill those shoes as we grilled our guest, Bobby Kady. Matt, Bobby, and Jorge are talking sports injuries. Matt plays soccer with some neighborhood youth. Also, Stephen has a very stressed scalp and Jorge's balls are all messed up.

How to Die Alone - Episode 70 - Live from Steep Station

March 27th, 2019

We have one of the hosts of "Wigs and Wit", Jeff Klein, on to talk about the time he was most drunk. David recounts the time he busted his nose. Matt brings us back to the time he broke his leg. And Stephen explains his recent dental surgery. Oh, and we're LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE from a kava bar, Steep Station, in St Petersburg, FL!

How to Die Alone - Episode 69 - How Thyroids Get Their Groove Back

March 20th, 2019

All actors look the same to David, whether they're from Israel or India. Stephen explains the nuance of the Criterion Collection's "Tomcats" with Jerry O'Connell. Also, Stephen has a run-in with the Facebook Gestapo. David has an oops moment at a blood test and his thyroid don't need NO man!

Oh, also, Matt commits a critical faux pas hosting at a club.

How to Die Alone - Episode 68 - The Big Unit and Tower 7

March 13th, 2019

We finally cracked the case of how Randy Johnson is responsible for all the world's tragedies. Matt watches a comedian make fun of a mentally challenged relative. David explains everything we need to know about DMX. And Stephen gets right pissed about foreign currency.

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