How to Die Alone - Episode 170 - Millennial Bears Eating Ass

In Alaska, millennial bears eating ass are becoming a real problem. Beware the outhouse!

Also, on this thrilling episode of "How to Die Alone" podcast:
-Matty has been watching reruns of "The Amazing Race"
-Stephen takes investment advice from his junk
-David's dad roasts him over his lack of oral hygiene
-Matt expects certain accents to have certain opinions and his former classmate becomes a psychologist
-Arizona makes it a crime to lick ice cream and put it back on the shelf -We devise some amazing new Oreo flavors - Nabisco GET AT US!
-Texas mayor declares "only the strong will survive" like an absolute psychopath
-We detail how easy it isn't to leave Florida in the event of hurricanes
-Stephen drops the historical knowledge about Florida's awesome highways
-And old, rich people create jobs we didn't even know we needed