How to Die Alone - Episode 164 - Tos-feet-os Toe-tilla Chips

Get you a bowl of Tos-Feet-Os Toe-Tilla Chips for this week's episode of How to Die Alone.

On this week's episode:
-David goes to get his feet done up at a salon
-David would not use his car to stop crime
-Stephen introduces us to nightmare bagels you can order online
-Denmark launches a new kids show about a man with a magical.... well... just watch/listen
-A human rights lawyer gets caught going full Rachel Dolezal
-The world's oldest sperm is discovered, and its source was not the creep who won't stop staring at you at a Denny's
-Biden's rescue dog gets ready for a puppy inauguration (d'awww)
-David runs for office in 2024 (despite his desire not to)
-and Amanda stumbles upon a sizeable Cheez-It cache.