How to Die Alone - Episode 159 - Bacon Grease Air Wicks

We''re cooking up a bacon grease Air Wick with Johnny B, from "FTS with Johnny B" and "The Johnny B Show" from 102.5 the Bone in Tampa Bay.

-Amanda is getting a free KeyPort Pivot as her Christmas bonus
-Johnny B refuses to use a Fleshlight he got as a gift
-Johnny B reinvents the Karen meme
-We recount our failed merch idea for hats and shirts
-Matt and Johnny B bond over their COVID exposure experiences and how to identify fellow Covies
-Johnny B, a member of the media, explains why you shouldn't trust the media
-Johnny B and David bond over the artistry of barbecue and how Johnny upset a barbecue chef with his critique
-We talk about how everyone is vacating New York to come do standup in Florida, the obvious heart of comedy
-Matt wears a shirt that offends everyone except the people it should
-We dig into the nitty gritty of bills and how those bums in Washington just can't do it
-Johnny B is a fan of Tampa sports and even introduces us to the USFL Bandits, named after Burt Reynolds
-David gets confused with Mike Calta on a regular basis
-Johnny B talks about being recognized by strangers in public (we can barely relate)
-and we talk about the COVID mask hall pass of drinks and snacks in public.